Kisses, cuddles, koochy-koo
Will read about them
But not get them, boo-hoo.
Just to show there are no hard feelings for those of you who DO get all of the above, along with chocolates, flowers and dinner out, I have decided to throw an impromptu giveaway. And I have no idea what I'm giving away, but it will be something nice. Or interesting.
To be entered, write your own fake-u on a Valentine's Day theme in the comment section. Cut off for entry will be midnight tonight. Winner will be chosen and announced tomorrow.
Have fun - and don't make me cry.... :)
Livestock, t-posts, lots of seeds
ReplyDeleteThose are what I really needs!
Candy, flowers, sparkly cards;
Those are for the city ‘tards!
Give me manure, compost & dirt;
Then I’ll be your Valentine flirt!
(wow, that's bad....but that's what you get in three minutes before 7 in the morning)
Good one!!!!!!!
DeleteWow, that's good! ESPECIALLY for three minutes for before 7 in the morning!
DeleteGeriatric lovers are really grand,
ReplyDeletebecause without their glasses,
they can't see worth a damn.
Oh, Sylvie! I LOVE it!!!!!
DeleteDonkeys, goats, and chickens galore
ReplyDeleteAll standing by the barnyard door,
Greeted me this Valentine morn
And commenced their squabbles over oats and corn.
Then turning their attention to the hay,
Not a one wished me Happy Valentine's Day!
Old Mama - I am in total awe of the talent here. That is wonderful!
DeleteFor unconditional love it's true,
ReplyDeleteI turn to my four-legged crew.
Without them what would I do?
Can you tell I just got back from a loverly ride on my beautiful horse, and was greeted warmly by my faithful dogs? :-)
Michelle - It IS true, isn't it? :)
DeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue.
It makes me so darn mad
When we promised not to spend
Money on store-bought cards
But he does anyway 'cause
He says I can make a lovely card
And he can't.
Okay, the above is the hands-down WORST entry you will receive. But it's all I got. :o\
My hubby's my best friend,
ReplyDeletebut flowers he will not send,
but that's ok, because today,
I know our love will never end... :)
I've seen so many
ReplyDeletepictures of hearts and flowers
Almost the 15th
I'm late, too late
ReplyDeleteBut these are all GREAT!! :)
I'm with you, hubs is out to sea and there will be no Valentine's here either!
ReplyDeletep.s. sorry I didn't even make an attempt at a Fake-U LOL
ReplyDelete