In sort of reverse order...
I have found a sure-fire way to combat insomnia. Clean out your barn. Even though I know it must be done - shearer is coming on Wednesday - I pulled every trick from my procrastination bag and managed to put it off until I was squeezed into action. The only way I can make it through a monotonous job (battling with my fruit-fly-like focus) is to set up little challenges: "how many wheelbarrow-loads will it take to clean the barn?" I was pretty close - I guessed 6 and it took 7, plus one extra to move a small mountain of llama beans from the area of future action.
Then I went inside and made a roast leg of lamb, garlic mashed potatoes with carrots and a pineapple upside down cake. I had missed my neighbor's birthday (80) and planned on making it up to him. It is always helpful to invite someone to dinner who is a lot older than you, when you know you'll be sleeping in your soup at 7:30... I woke up in my chair, covered in cats, at 8:30 and went to bed, armed with two Aleve. I didn't move until 4:30. As odd as it sounds, I LOVE being bone-tired - physically. I spend too much of my life with brain fatigue.
Saturday was a flurry of activity - errands, lunch with my parents, chores for them, driving all over godsgreenacres to find a calcium drench for my dairy neighbor's cows, picking up the answer to raising my meat chickens sanely. I also had come across a frozen package of smoked salmon that needed using. So I did some research and came up with a smoked salmon quiche with a potato crust. It turned out so well that I had to give half of it away. It is not what you would call "low fat".
I got my hands on a large galvanized watering tub - 2x6x2 - and spent the weekend moving it into place into my shed (badly in need of a new roof, so I will have to keep an eye on where the leaks drop), running electric (as in extension cords), building a rodent-proof cover, and weaning the tweenie chicks off their electric light. The tweenies are in the small coop and have a nifty screen door through which they can watch the chicken yard activities. They are riveted. I poked around in my miscellaneous building supplies and cobbled together a wooden frame that is lined with hardware cloth and fits tightly on top of the tub. I only had enough cloth to run 5 feet, but found a metal framed piece of glass that fit perfectly on one end. That is the end where I will put the bits that need accessing - water and food. They will have light and a chick heater.
Last week I had picked up a lovely, solid wooden wardrobe from friends who went through a purge. It fit neatly into the back of the car and on Friday after work, I tackled moving it myself. Being a stubborn, independent type, I figured I could handle it. I have tools. I got it out of the car and onto a dolly. I bungeed it on to within an inch of it's life. I toodled it up the pathway and to the three steps to the front deck. I could not heft it up. I did some noodling, rolled it halfway back down the path, fetched/dragged a piece of plywood to make a ramp, braced the ramp, and managed to get it on the deck. Woot! I got it right to the front door and then could go no further on my own. I wasted about twenty minutes wrestling with it, to the alarm of the dogs, then acknowledged defeat. It was a bitter pill. Did I mention I was stubborn? I stomped inside and called my neighbor who was already in his pjs. He was over in five minutes, helped me move it inside and went home. I now have to figure out where I am going to put it, but at least it's inside and the floors are smooth. Maybe I can hook up a dog team....or not.
Now, the Infamous part. The law firm for whom I work (large) is merging with another larger law firm to create a mega firm. Whoopee. We were all summoned to a national web conference which I set up for my office (I now wear the Techie Hat). As we sat and listened, my cell phone rang. In the form of loud sheep baaing. Apparently, I had forgotten to activate our mute button, for the Chairman of Everything paused and looked around. I quickly hit the mute button and looked around (feigning innocence) myself. My coworker had to leave the room and roll on the floor in laughter. I am hoping they cannot trace the sheep....
LOL!
ReplyDeleteDear god, you lead a NOT BORING life!
I always put insomnia to good use. It's lucky for me, dear hubby can sleep through anything. I do, however, wonder what the neighbors think when every light is on at 2 a.m.
And finally---I have also noticed that extremely delectable things are always "not what you would call 'low-fat'"
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Sue - I am notoriously a light sleeper. And an alarmist. That is not a good combination for a sound sleep. I would guess that my neighbors do think that I never sleep - maybe I'm a zombie! Oh, yeah. I sent all delectable things home with my neighbor. He works hard enough to burn all those calories, but I do not.
Delete"BAAAAAA"d girl:) I agree with bone tired sleep. Somehow I think thats why our pioneer ancestors had little insomnia and the lights were out early with good reason. I always feel more rested after that kind of sleep. I long for busy days...this life in town has been sweet with Ralph but I just do not have enough physical work to do and I miss it a great deal! Are the llama beans like Rabbit poop...good direct fertilizer?
ReplyDeleteFiona - Heehee! Yes - llama beans are the BEST fertilizer! They can go straight from the llama to your garden. I have tons of composted beans all over the place. It's just getting it from piles to garden beds. I need minions!
DeleteOh my gosh, ha ha ha! The end of this blogpost adventure today made me laugh. You are right about curing insomnia with a good work day in the barn. We compost our goat manure and our chicken manure both.
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ReplyDeleteYou had me laughing so hard!!! I need to down load a critter sound on my phone, and play innocent when it goes off. It's raining outside.....and all I want to do is go lay down and sleep. I can't do that, have to much to do inside today. I need a motivation booster........got any????
hahahaha! The phone ring is priceless! I'm right there with you on that stubborn "I'll do it myself" mentality - I know that was a bitter pill to swallow to get that wardrobe all the way to the door and have to admit defeat. Stuff like that makes me crazy, at least you have a neighbor willing to help out!
ReplyDeletei am laughing my butt off too about the baaing phone. i bought my ramps on ebay and they are doing great but you can't harvest them the first year. i'm not sure how long until i can harvest them. they are really worth the effort though!
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ReplyDeleteI hope the important personage didn't take the baaing as a comment on his wonderfulness. My phone clucks, I don't have a baa setting but I would use it if it did.
ReplyDeleteWow a sheep ring tone, gotta have it! :)
ReplyDeleteClassic! (the sheep ring) I had the sound of a whip-poor-will for my sister and a donkey braying for Paul.
ReplyDeleteI got a real bad case of the giggles (no, it was actually more like the guffaws) reading about your phone baaing (I mean ringing) during your conference call. I sent the whole post to my husband's computer with the note, "This totally exemplifies what Susan is like." You are priceless.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing at the fruit fly-like focus...so that's what I have!!! :) Loving the sheep ring tone too! :) I gotta try that at my next meeting.... Now that the weather is turning towards decent, so much outside stuff to do...I feel your pain!!
ReplyDeleteI can relate to your trying to move that wardrobe yourself - I've been known to do things like that myself, using skateboards for wheels :) Now that it is inside, perhaps you can use furniture slides under the legs or an old towel to slide it where it needs to be? (ask me how I know how to do that? LOL!)
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