Thursday, February 14, 2013

A Valentine Fake-u.

(Not to be confused with a haiku, which it ain't.)

Kisses, cuddles, koochy-koo
Will read about them
But not get them, boo-hoo.

Just to show there are no hard feelings for those of you who DO get all of the above, along with chocolates, flowers and dinner out, I have decided to throw an impromptu giveaway.  And I have no idea what I'm giving away, but it will be something nice.  Or interesting. 

To be entered, write your own fake-u on a Valentine's Day theme in the comment section.  Cut off for entry will be midnight tonight.  Winner will be chosen and announced tomorrow.

Have fun - and don't make me cry.... :)


  1. Livestock, t-posts, lots of seeds
    Those are what I really needs!
    Candy, flowers, sparkly cards;
    Those are for the city ‘tards!
    Give me manure, compost & dirt;
    Then I’ll be your Valentine flirt!

    (wow, that's bad....but that's what you get in three minutes before 7 in the morning)

    1. Wow, that's good! ESPECIALLY for three minutes for before 7 in the morning!

  2. Geriatric lovers are really grand,
    because without their glasses,
    they can't see worth a damn.

  3. Donkeys, goats, and chickens galore
    All standing by the barnyard door,
    Greeted me this Valentine morn
    And commenced their squabbles over oats and corn.
    Then turning their attention to the hay,
    Not a one wished me Happy Valentine's Day!

    1. Old Mama - I am in total awe of the talent here. That is wonderful!

  4. For unconditional love it's true,
    I turn to my four-legged crew.
    Without them what would I do?

    Can you tell I just got back from a loverly ride on my beautiful horse, and was greeted warmly by my faithful dogs? :-)

    1. Michelle - It IS true, isn't it? :)

  5. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    It makes me so darn mad
    When we promised not to spend
    Money on store-bought cards
    But he does anyway 'cause
    He says I can make a lovely card
    And he can't.

    Okay, the above is the hands-down WORST entry you will receive. But it's all I got. :o\

  6. My hubby's my best friend,
    but flowers he will not send,
    but that's ok, because today,
    I know our love will never end... :)

  7. I've seen so many
    pictures of hearts and flowers
    Almost the 15th

  8. I'm late, too late
    But these are all GREAT!! :)

  9. I'm with you, hubs is out to sea and there will be no Valentine's here either!

  10. p.s. sorry I didn't even make an attempt at a Fake-U LOL