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Thursday, February 14, 2013

A Valentine Fake-u.

(Not to be confused with a haiku, which it ain't.)


Kisses, cuddles, koochy-koo
Will read about them
But not get them, boo-hoo.


Just to show there are no hard feelings for those of you who DO get all of the above, along with chocolates, flowers and dinner out, I have decided to throw an impromptu giveaway.  And I have no idea what I'm giving away, but it will be something nice.  Or interesting. 

To be entered, write your own fake-u on a Valentine's Day theme in the comment section.  Cut off for entry will be midnight tonight.  Winner will be chosen and announced tomorrow.

Have fun - and don't make me cry.... :)


15 comments:

Carolyn said...

Livestock, t-posts, lots of seeds
Those are what I really needs!
Candy, flowers, sparkly cards;
Those are for the city ‘tards!
Give me manure, compost & dirt;
Then I’ll be your Valentine flirt!

(wow, that's bad....but that's what you get in three minutes before 7 in the morning)

The Maine Gray Zone said...

Geriatric lovers are really grand,
because without their glasses,
they can't see worth a damn.

Kelly said...

Good one!!!!!!!

Old Mama said...

Donkeys, goats, and chickens galore
All standing by the barnyard door,
Greeted me this Valentine morn
And commenced their squabbles over oats and corn.
Then turning their attention to the hay,
Not a one wished me Happy Valentine's Day!

Susan said...

Wow, that's good! ESPECIALLY for three minutes for before 7 in the morning!

Susan said...

Oh, Sylvie! I LOVE it!!!!!

Susan said...

Old Mama - I am in total awe of the talent here. That is wonderful!

Michelle said...

For unconditional love it's true,
I turn to my four-legged crew.
Without them what would I do?

Can you tell I just got back from a loverly ride on my beautiful horse, and was greeted warmly by my faithful dogs? :-)

Susan said...

Michelle - It IS true, isn't it? :)

Mama Pea said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
It makes me so darn mad
When we promised not to spend
Money on store-bought cards
But he does anyway 'cause
He says I can make a lovely card
And he can't.

Okay, the above is the hands-down WORST entry you will receive. But it's all I got. :o\

Unknown said...

My hubby's my best friend,
but flowers he will not send,
but that's ok, because today,
I know our love will never end... :)

LindaCO said...

I've seen so many
pictures of hearts and flowers
Almost the 15th

Candy C. said...

I'm late, too late
But these are all GREAT!! :)

Erin said...

I'm with you, hubs is out to sea and there will be no Valentine's here either!

Erin said...

p.s. sorry I didn't even make an attempt at a Fake-U LOL