Middle-aged homesteader meets reality.
Life is short, enjoy "dessert" first! Why wait? Who's it from? Did you order it for yourself? Do you know what it is? (Can you tell I'm the epitome of patience?? Not.)
Dessert for breakfast! I do know who it's from ... my dear, long-suffering sisters. I am sure they would have liked to have gotten me something 'fun'. But this is what I asked for and I didn't give them any alternatives.
I think I can make out the instructions on the mailing label that say, "Open immediately!"
You have such good eyesight! :)
Hang In there...put a blanket over it!