I'm already down to 0-2 eggs a day. I do the happy dance when I discover two eggs in the nesting boxes, pathetic chicken owner that I am. I know I have some geriatric girls in the flock, but I have more than 30 freakin' chickens! I mean, really. I think it must be a solidarity issue - no one lays an egg until the half-nekkid moulters are back to their feathery selves. Which, at this rate, will be in the middle of winter, when everything poultry forgets its purpose in life. I am forced to buy eggs from friends who have kind, productive birds - though, I'd rather face that humiliation than eat a store-bought egg. It's going to be a loooong winter.