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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

How Valentine's Day Didn't Happen.

After giving the dogs and cats a major pep talk last night about how nice it would be if they considered celebrating VDay by serving me breakfast in bed, I tottled off to bed.

Then I woke up in a cold sweat at 3 AM thinking....OMG, what if they DO try to serve me breakfast in bed?!?  (Visions of mouse parts danced in my head.)  So I got up extra early and served THEM breakfast in bed.  Out of self-defense.

The end.

14 comments:

  1. You have one wild, crazy, delightful sense of humor! (Either that or you may be unbalanced. ;o])

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  2. LOL!!! You are so silly, I LOVE it!!

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  3. Mama Pea - I most decidedly have an over-active imagination!

    Nancy - I had to come up with some excuse for this lame holiday.

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  4. Evil Kitty yacked up her Meow Mix on the couch last night.....does that count as breakfast in bed?? :)

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  5. OMG!! That was SOOO funny! :)
    Happy Valentine's Day anyway!!

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  6. CR - I believe it would count if YOU yacked up the Meow Mix, or she yacked up scrambled eggs and toast.

    Candy - Happy Valentine's Day to you, too!

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  7. It could happen My cat did just that. I woke up to a mouse on my chest one day about a year ago. Your fears are justified.

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  8. Very very cute!
    Hope you had a great day (sans breakfast in bed!)

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  9. Too funny! I've never had them leave me one in bed (for which I am thanking my stars right now) but I have had little "gifts" lined up on the porch. I understand why you woke up in a cold sweat. LOL!

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  10. That is sooo funny. And mouse parts might not be the worst thing you could have gotten. I have a dog who is a connoisseur of poo. Just sayin....

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  11. Oh, Jane, a dog that is a connoisseur of poo?? I have a dog that likes to give me a, "self cleaning litter box." He also likes to help me clean up after the chickens. Does that count as a Valentine's Day gift?
    ~~Lori

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  12. I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and avoid certain disaster! too funny!

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