Are There Aliens Among Us?
Why, yes. I think there are. After having attended a few town meetings, I can almost guarantee it.
Is the Earth Flat?
Frighteningly, there are actually people who believe it is. Their minds have obviously been taken over by the aforementioned aliens.
Is there a Sock Bermuda Triangle?
I find it hard to believe there ISN'T one. I, myself, have been affected by visitations from this triangle- having recently lost the mate to a pair of ancient, grayish, cotton anklets.
Is Elvis Really Dead?
I have no idea and don't really care.
Are the Really, Really, Rich Like Us?
Oh, puhleeze. They are not. Thank God.
Are the Zombies Actually Coming?
If so, I'm headed to Arkansas - Carolyn's a Dead-Eye...
Do Boomerangs Really Return?
Here I can state from actual experience that, yes, they do. And you'd better be paying attention when they do!
Is June the Longest Month of the Year?
Yes, there are 154 days in the month of June. Or so it seems, when you've joined the Blog-Post-A-Day-For-A-Month challenge. (Did I just hear Mama Pea hit the floor....?)
xoxo
12 comments:
LOL! Practically spit chewed-up carrot all over the screen. Got some in the keyboard....that's gonna be a tough one to clean out.
You have a scary mind. (Not one of those questions came into my mind when I awoke at 3:30 this morning and laid staring at the dust bats [through the mosquito netting] on my ceiling.)
Please tell me you weren't serious when you said there are 154 days in the month of June. (I did NOT get that memo and if I had, I would have turned in my keyboard immediately.)
P.S. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? A stick. (You're welcome.)
Carolyn - Now that it's common knowledge, you may want to put a machine gun turret at your gate...don't you love the funny cat pictures?
Mama Pea - Yes, I do. Luckily it's contained within the thinning walls of my noggin. Kidding! Even though it's a short month, it seems like it's taking FOREVER! Thank you for that wonderful joke ~ I needed it this morning!
I think you're doing a wonderful job on your daily posts. I'm loving them for sure. Hugs.
You really should do a stand up act somewhere! Homesteaders humor!!! :)
FFG - Thank you! While it mostly has been fun, it's a bit stressful. I have nothing but awe and admiration for those bloggers who manage to post everyday, every month!
Nancy - I do stand up for the crew at the LLF on a daily basis - they are a great audience... :)
Your such a hoot! I agree this is the LONGEST MONTH EVER! I'm going to start the DONT POST AT ALL FOR A MONTH starting July 1st ;)
Kelly - Sign me up!! Kidding. It has been an interesting exercise, and I will try to post more often than I had been. NOT daily, however. Even MY life is not that exciting.... :)
I think the sock situation is our new neighbors dryer........I was water plants today as they were running their dryer....as I walked along the house to go back in I have to walk by their dryer vent...it spat a sock out at me! I am not kidding. Scared me half to death as a bright pink striped thing leapt at me out of nowhere! June does have 154 days.....really! You do have the best and healthiest warped sense of humor!
Actually, I've kind of liked posting every day – and I've LOVED reading yours!
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