Take one large hen turkey - approximately 13 pounds, give or take. Add a closed-in space, roughly the size of a chicken coop. Wear no protective gear, other than a pair of gardening gloves. Make a lunge for the turkey at precisely the same time she heads north (this is very important).
Voila! An upper lip the size of a small peninsula and an entire galaxy of stars. Botox my hiney.
I decided to save us all the pain of viewing that selfie, and will leave you with this thing of beauty instead (I did promise a daily photo - but I didn't promise it would be a GOOD daily photo):
|Notice the professional way|
I place my shadow right across the main
image? Ansel Adams, eat your heart out.
I finally managed to find a hanging plant that meets all my (rigid) criteria: beauty and sustainability and function and drought resistance. A small local grower had this lovely strawberry plant with beautiful dark pink flowers - which evolve into luscious berries.