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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Shocking True Confession!

Tonight I am going to bed with Mark Twain and Sweet Lucy.  I don't care, hear me?  I just don't care what y'all think.  Sorry.  I think the winter is getting to me -- and this day sure has.  I left the house at 9 a.m., returned at 3 p.m., and didn't get inside to sit down until 5 p.m.  I went to Fedex in Pittsfield, MA to pick up my new phone, then headed north to Lanesboro, MA to pick up 200 lbs of poultry feed and 30 lbs of cat food, then north to Bennington, VT to have lunch with my parents and help my dad (as in he supervised, I hefted) put 140 lbs of sand bags into the back of his pick up truck, then to another feed store for a 33 lb sheep block and 50 lb kelp, then drop of cat food at neighbor's, then home.  Then unload all of the above and distribute it here and there.  Yeegads, my weekends are becoming more work than my weekdays!

So, I figure I deserve going to bed with Mark Twain and Sweet Lucy.  This tome was a Christmas gift from M, I am so thrilled!  Mark Twain is one of my all-time favorite writers.  And Sweet Lucy (I only am imbibing that wee dram in the glass - but the bottle is so pretty I had to include it) is a bourbon-based liquor that a friend gets in a small town in Tennessee.  It's a family run business that hand makes and bottles small amounts of amazingly delicious alcoholly things.  I ration it out over the winter.

So, goodnight, dear readers, wherever you are!  Sweet dreams to you all.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

When Zoning Goes Terribly Wrong.

Taken on our Pig Adventure in PA. (Ignore my thumb)


Honestly, do you think that anyone would find this poorly disguised cell tower, standing in a grove of 5-foot pine trees asthetically pleasing?  Did they think it would fit right in?  What were they thinking??

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

My Travels with Marianne.

Thanks to my friend, Marianne, I have had some rip-roarin' road trips over the five years I have lived up here.  There are often three of us - Marianne, Melanie and I - and we have picked up pigs, dropped off a variety of life poultry to be picked up packaged, visited farms, tasted cheese, bought strawberry plants, put lots of miles on Marianne's truck.  The latest road trip was of the former variety - pig pick-up.  Marianne raises Tamworth pigs, a truly marvelous animal in all respects.  They are smart, not too huge, very attractive pigs with their red hair and blue eyes, and, most important, provide the best pork I have ever eaten.  Marianne has had to go through the long, frustrating process of trying to find young pigs to raise every year.  They are not easy to find, being a relatively rare breed.  And Marianne is not one to sully purebred genes, if she can help it.  She had found some very nice Tamworths a couple of years ago and held onto one of the gilts (young female) with the intention of breeding her and raising the piglets herself.  Because she did not have a barn, she ended up having to trade a neighboring farmer her gilt to breed in exchange for a number of piglets in the spring.  He bred her late, and Marianne ended up having to raise her pigs well into the winter.  Enough!, she said.  Soooo....to make a long story relatively shorter, she had a barn built, saved two gilts from this year's herd and found herself a purebred Tamworth breeding boar.  In Pennsylvania.

We were each wearing six layers of winter clothes when we left NY.  M had to keep both hands on
the steering wheel, so she couldn't grab my camera!

Since she voiced her intent on driving down and back in one day to fetch him - by herself - I, being ever eager to go Traveling with Marianne, offered to take a vacation day and go along for moral support, help in emergencies, and for comic relief.  We were all set for a Tuesday trip when, whizzbang out of the blue, Marianne's gilts went into heat on Sunday.  Apparently, there is a very small window of opportunity for breeding once the gilt is in heat.  So...we left early Monday morning.

The trip began in minus double digits, as Sunday night was the coldest on local record for quite some time.  I basically had time to throw hay at the sheep, throw feed in the closed-up coops, hook up fresh water bottles for the rabbits (which, I am sure, refroze in minutes) and race out the door.  Five hours and three states later, we located the farm and met the farmer who was holding the boar for Marianne.  It was quite a spread - big barn, lots of acres, perfectly neat and tidy, with it's new house, outbuildings, fences.  The boar was smaller than we thought he would be and even for his age.  And there were other issues which I won't address here, as it gets me (and M) steamed just to think about it.  But he went easily into the back of her pickup, which was crammed with nice, fresh hay.  G buried his snout in it and sighed.  He made a nice nest and settled in for the ride back.  We decided (notice how I am so proprietary with M's pig) to name him Giovanni, hoping that the mere name would endow him with successful romantic accomplishments.


The farmer's wonderful red border collie with a Tamworth charge.

Five hours and three states later - but this time with pig shine-ola on our boots in a warm, closed truck cab - we arrived at her farm in the dark.  Thank goodness for four wheel drive, as M had to power up an unlit, snowy hill to her barn.  Where we were met by her two gilts...outside!  (Enclosed in an electronet fence, however)  Apparently, they had  maneuvered a board or two on their pen and had gone on a little adventure down the drive and into the road.  Some very nice neighbors were able to herd them back up to the barn and into the fencing.  What ensued after our arrival was not what M had had in mind.  I, by contrast, had nothing on my mind, being totally numb.  The two, larger PMS-ing pigs attacked G at every turn.  They bit him bloody.  M found that, contrary to what she had been told, G had had no experience with electric fencing, so he plowed right through it.  Thank goodness Melanie had met us there!  I wimped out after half an hour, my excuse being having left the dogs alone for over 12 hours.  (Now, don't think I'm a cruel, uncaring person - my neighbor and frister, Kay, had bravely come over to let them out in the afternoon.)  It was -8 degrees when I left, with M and M struggling to put the girls back in, keep the boy from heading down the drive and setting up a place for him to stay that was NOT with the girls.  It all resolved itself after I was safely home, and I got a lovely loaf of bread out of it to boot (thank you, Melanie!)  Unfortunately, I spend so much time gawking that I forget to take pictures even when I remember to bring my camera.  Maybe next adventure. 

For now, I have filed another exciting  road trip with Marianne in my favorite memories album.  I hope there are many more to come...that don't necessarily involve pig shine-ola on my shoes in a warm, enclosed space.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Bear with me.

Contrary to the rumor mill, I have not frozen into a popcicle on my farmstead, sled in one hand, shovel in the other.   I have been shoveling and shoveling some more.  And shoring up the rabbits, chickens, ducks, sheep and llama against the frigid temperatures we've been enduring.  I took some time out yesterday for an adventure/road trip, about which I will tell all - or all that's fit to print - as soon as the phone company fixes my phone line.  It's as dead as a door nail.  No phone line, no DSL, no internet, no blog.  Blech.

Hope to have it up and running tomorrow.  "See" you then!

Friday, January 21, 2011

How Much do I Love My Chickens?

Enough to smear Vaseline on their combs so they don't get frostbitten.  That's right, I will be out in the coops tonight with my big jar of Vaseline, smooshing a nice thick coat on the combs of any unfortunate chicken with the least bit of "flamboyance" in that area.  I have been remiss during earlier periods of bitter cold and there are a few cases of some frostbite around the edges (the roosters are a little worse for wear).  While frostbitten combs won't kill a chicken, it's got to be painful and it looks like aitchdoubleell.  I just cannot describe how much fun it is to be fumbling around in the dark coop with my headlamp on, up to my wrist in cold Vaseline on one hand, struggling to maneuver tiny chicken heads with the other (it takes times like these to realize just how minuscule chicken brains must be).  Yes, I must love my chickens very much.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

How to Clean a Closet - all 40 Steps. A Work in Progress

Step one. Whine, moan and wring hands.
Step two. Do everything BUT go into closet, including cleaning the toilets.
Step three. Make deals with yourself (Every time I go into the closet, I will cull one object.)
Step four. Go public (here) with your intentions because you know at least 4 people will hold you accountable.
Step five. Take the advice of one of these people and take pictures of the mess condition in said closet, with the intention of providing a "before" and "after" - for those of you with strong constitutions.  It will be posted with proper warnings.

Great! Five steps down and only 35 to go!!! Seriously, I have gone as far as sticking to my "deal" and have removed 6 objects. I have even set up Goodwill bags and moved the 15 bags of fleece out of the way to set up a staging area.

(Aside here, to my pal Mel: from your grassy a**ed friend - if 'fiber' days include you coming to help me skirt my fleeces, I will personally snowshoe up there and carry you back...)

Since I seem so easily overwhelmed, I have decided that I am going to tackle one small section at a time. That way, it will only take me until April to have it all neat and tidy!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

And, winter ends when?

Cabin fever is starting to set in after only two days iced in!  Yesterday's ice/snow/sleet left a thick, slippery layer of ice on the roads.  The fact that the temperature is in the low 30s has exacerbated the slippery-ness of all flat and sloping surfaces.  But, it has allowed me to use my outdoor frozen non-freezing faucets!  Which, in turn, has made three ducks very happy.  Alfie (the drake) has been an absolute filty mess, with Grendal a close second.  Puff always seems to look neat.  I filled up their little tub and within minutes, Alfie was splashing and rinsing and preening.  It's futile to hope that they can figure out that sleeping UNDER the chicken roost is not the best decision for keeping one's feathers clean.

Being determined to go into the office this morning, I pulled on office apparel, packed my lunch, passed out guilt treats and scraped the ice off my car.  It started right up (good, good, car), then the driver's door wouldn't close.  This has happened before but I never remember what to do about it, other than call my "car" friends.  My farmer/neighbor drove down and sprayed some silicon on it and got it working again, then mentioned something about the state of my mental health in wanting to drive over the mountain into the city.  I decided to stay home.

So, here we sit.  I have been working remotely from home, although they are not keen on someone of my (ahem) lack of caliber using their remote system.  I squeezed in all the work I could do in my alloted two hours and now, with time hanging heavy in the air, I feel I am destined to clean that damn closet.  The same one I was supposed to clean out yesterday with all my free time, you ask?  One and the same.  Yesterday, my friend Marianne drove down in the sleet to visit, saving me from the dreaded job.  Of course, she was fleeing her post-holiday house mess.  It worked for us! 

The snow is finally letting up - it's been coming down steadily since 5am and the temperatures are supposed to plummet soon.  They are forecasting a new storm is headed our way on Friday.  Sigh, I hear my closet calling me.  Gotta go!