In honor of the Twelves, here are twelve things about me that you didn't know you were dying to find out about. (Got that???)
- I was born on the first day of the first month - but I was NOT the first baby of the new year in Newport News, Virginia. Which would have garnered my parents some cool swag. Instead, all they got was a ruined New Year's Eve, New Year's Day and a baby with colic.
- I taught myself to play the guitar (not well) but fancied myself the Ohio version of Joni Mitchell. I used to play guitar with my sister - she played the flute - and I would make her laugh so she couldn't play.
- I speak passable Spanish and Dutch (although I am getting rusty on both counts).
- I had a pet skunk named Pooh, who I trained to walk with a harness and a leash. Unfortunately, he was high-strung and used to bite me when he got nervous. Which was all the time.
- I used to be married to a rodeo guy.
- One year, I made a lot of my spending money shooting pool.
- I am terrified of deep bodies of water.
- Because I almost drowned water-skiing in a lake (my dad saved me) and because of the movie, "Jaws".
- I am fascinated by knots.
- I wanted to be a famous female sculptor.
- I can type 120 wpm
- I collect shaped stones, feathers, and small, shiny objects.